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Honey, I flattened the datacenter network

Minister says trusts can go it alone on procurement as Parliament mulls February 2027 FDP contract renewal

A blast from the past greets commuters

AI agents can't be trusted, so don't give them dangerous powers

We're moving as fast as we can, says SK Group chair

GitHub caught off guard by customers actually using the AI being evangelized

Plus, Raspberry Pi edition finally catches up

Iowan’s scheme undone after misplacing trust in former coworker

GPTZero claims only 5 of the report's 45 citations matched their sources, raising questions about how the Big Four's AI study was assembled

Clinical trial participant data stolen, but pharma giant says exposed records were pseudonymized

The West's biggest online shopping mall comes clean about its datacenter water usage

And it was Microsoft Copilot that unwittingly revealed the longstanding vulnerability

And it was Microsoft Copilot that unwittingly revealed the longstanding vulnerability

Telegram-based 'Outsider Enterprise' accused of sending millions of scam texts and impersonating trusted brands

It might also make Musk the world's first trillionaire

Retail investors lined up to get a handful of Musk's magic beans in SpaceX's debut

Authority admits mass message to home-schooling families revealed recipients' addresses, prompting ICO report and apology

CEO of Mumsnet among the six-member team

Mission Control sends its regards

Half the trouble of building an Nvidia NVL or AMD Helios competitor is just getting the networking out of the box

'Enterprises are fed up,' says Alex Karp, because LLM makers 'want to tokenmax' instead of understanding enterprise needs

Join Claude Corps, see the world, spread the gospel of AI

University of Nottingham is first of many, Shiny tells The Reg

Language model builds on diffusion tech to boost output performance by up to 4x, claims Chocolate Factory