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Congratulations on helping Larry Ellison's AI cloud boom. Now please pack your bags and go

Attackers would need physical access to the server to pull off the DDR5 trick

Ruby are you ok? Ruby are you ok? Are you ok Ruby?

Tax breaks, water, noise, decommissioning - report tells local officials what to nail down before signing

There are plenty of laws on the books to hold companies, and potentially their execs, accountable

Bitcoin farms, aluminum smelters, and other old infra is more lucrative to repurpose as a datacenter

7.2 Tbps module arrives ahead of standards, with promises of fewer repair headaches

Rights committee demands watchdog with teeth as patchwork safeguards leave victims hunting for remedies

Passports, selfies, transaction histories exposed as self-proclaimed culprits demand 10,000 Bitcoin

Skynet is coming soon, and also there's this Nigerian prince with a $20 million fortune who wants to give it to you

Patchy compliance is an argument for stronger enforcement, not abandoning the project

Ticklish situation solved with a lie about emergency maintenance

Model-makers move too fast and don’t care when they break things

Amodei, Altman, and Elon Musk agreen on how government can tame the monster they created

RIP, you won't be mourned

Machine learning models still have a lot to learn about the value of life

If you're waiting for a sign to upgrade to a fixed version: this is it

Coinbase engineer gives simulated insect $100 and lets its neurons make the trades

Phone shop staffer claimed he was paid less than $4k for in his part attacks leading to combined intended losses of $600,000

Shipments rise with enterprise and government buyers joining the hyperscaler spending spree

Whitehall has scattered science, AI, and digital government across a thicket of competing ministerial portfolios

Swapping legal work for malware development ended in extradition and a guilty plea

Manufacturers must now disclose actively exploited flaws and severe security incidents through ENISA's new reporting platform

TUC warns against letting algorithms call the shots in the workplace