📰 Dev.to · FromZeroToShip

I published a 60-second deploy tolerance on Monday. On Wednesday a deploy took 70, and my check called a healthy site broken.

My gate rejected the useless indicator instantly. Then it certified the worst one I own, at p=.001.

I quoted 133 resolved, 0 absent, 340 unreachable. My log had one entry — and it wasn't that run.

My deploy check waits 60 seconds. My outage alarm waits 5. I measured neither.

'Deploy succeeded.' Four of my nine pages were still 404.

Two of my projects were about to jump a grade. Nobody had fixed anything.

My bot detector said 95% fake. It agreed with me instantly — that was the tell.

My AI reviewer found nothing for months. I read that as good news.

#S5 The Stranger Who Rewrote My Test Four Times

#S4 Who Holds the Pen: The One Check You Can't Run on Yourself

#S3 The Loot Report, Vol. 2: Four Lines That Fixed the Boring Parts

#22 Tool #23 Is the Blog You're Reading Right Now

#S2 The Loot Report: Five Strangers Audited My Systems in One Day

#21 So, What's Your First One?

The Language Barrier That Made Me Use AI Better

#20 Your First 30 Days With AI: A Simple Plan

#18 Six Rules I Learned From a Year of Working With AI

#17 None of It Was for Me: A Year of Building With AI

#16 In the End, It Was Always About People

#14 Building an Intranet to Replace Our Scattered Group Chats

#10 The Week I Held My Breath: Moving to a Real Server

#9 The Treasure Room That Was Too Slow: Outgrowing My Server

#8 Six Teams, Six Different Forms: My First Real Project

#7 How I shipped my first real tool without knowing how to code