The Hyper-Intelligent 418 Teapot: Wasting AI Compute on Tea

This is a submission for the DEV April Fools Challenge . What I Built I built The Hyper-Intelligent 418 Teapot . In a world where AI is curing diseases, writing complex algorithms, and optimizing logistics, I decided to use it for its truest purpose: aggressively refusing to brew coffee. Driven by the legendary Larry Masinter's HTCPCP (Hyper Text Coffee Pot Control Protocol), this app is